How I ruined my keyboard, monitor, and hoodie

Impeccably timed, I had just taken a swig of beer when I felt the first ticklings of a sneeze. I panicked, and it was decided by some take-charge part of my brain that the beer should remain in the mouth whilst the rest of the head, throat and sinuses prepared for Sneezecon Red. In 3 … 2 … 1 … CHU!

It’s a miracle! A god-damned miracle! The sneeze went out the nose, somehow completely bypassing the beer in my mouth! SUCCE

SNARF!

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