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Chevalier Mal Fet

20 Dec

On a flight to San Diego, I found myself in the not-so-rare situation of having ample time to read, coupled with the increasingly rare situation of having in my possession an actual, honest-to-goodness made-of-paper book. The collection of circumstances leading to this anomaly include disappointment in my current Kindle read, the recommendation and lending of Beardsy (which, when it comes to literature and music, trumps nearly everyone else), and the recurring problem of having read both the in-flight magazine and Sky Mall given the frequency of travel in my life these days. So I opened the cover, started at the top left and read down, over, and on to the next page. It really had been months since I’d handled a proper book properly. And though I am not as nostalgic or Luddite as many, I certainly enjoyed the smell of the pages, the dry course feel of them on my finger tips. And perhaps it did evoke memories of my youth, reading fantasy novels to Mac by lamplight in the fort under my desk.

I apologize for the nostalgia. It is, in part, the season. But it is something more.

As I flew and read, I would occasionally laugh out loud, or stop, go back, and read again. This book has all the magic of my first reading of William Carlos Williams’ “This is Just to Say.” I found myself jotting things down, making notes on scraps of paper (or, when I remembered, in my iPhone) – These are the things you must remember! These are the things that speak to you! Among the things I have written down (out of context):

  • “Everything not forbidden is compulsory.”
  • ” … but it seems, in tragedy, innocence is not enough.”
  • “The Ill-Made Knight”

The offending above-mentioned book is one that I am sure most of you have read, but I am experiencing it for the first time: The Once and Future King. I would say the absence of this book from my nerd catalog is only slightly less egregious than the fact that I have yet to read Dune.

The fact is, I’ve read Arthurian legend time and again, including Le Morte D’Artur and the more modern Warlord Chronicles (both which I HIGHLY recommend) and I am even currently engaged in the paper-and-pen Pendragon campaign. Aside from the mythology of Krynn, there are few areas of fiction I would say I’ve spent as much time devouring. Yet this is the first time I have read this book.

And let me also say, as was told to me when I was handed this tome, that this is a thing which I likely would not appreciate nearly as much as I do right now in my life. There is a certain warmth and emptiness and acceptance of turmoil and release from the frustrations of youth and expectation that accompanies growth and maturity – and perhaps, given this context, certain pieces of art become nearly prescient in their wit and display.

Let me put that another way … I bought the rerelease of The Dismemberment Plan’s “Emergency and I” this year, and it was shocking to me how much that album resonated with my life as an early 30′s failure. I understand that the same sounds and rhythms were present when I was 21 and the album was a frat anthem; but the intentions, the ideas, the mood was clearly aimed at a different set than Drunken Emo Moron. And so I discovered, for the first time, what that album was really about.

The Once and Future King is about a lot of things – it is a humanization of the story of Arthur. It’s about bringing the context of classic human tragedy into the modern era. Its about love and friendship and honor in the face of treachery and betrayal, and how the things inspired by good do not always lead to kind endings, while the things inspire by selfishness and greed do not always beget more suffering. It is about sacrifice and denial of the self. It is about the human condition.

I consider this book to be the flip-side of the coin upon which The Magicians rests as well – this a non-cynical look at suffering and pain while people attempt to make the world a better place; that (The Magicians) a cynical analysis of the selfishness of young adulthood, the disappointments of growing up, and the consequences such selfishness and disappointment wrought upon the world.

I believe that together, these books can teach us not only to be nostalgic for the times in our lives that were simpler, but to be more accepting of the turmoils and tragedies we will face. And to have the strength to know that such tragedies are often our own doing; but more often, it is simply the weight of the tides that push us forward, set in motion long ago by forces beyond our control. And through this, perhaps we may find the dignity to love, and to know that we cannot love without loss, and to bravely face those things when we are at our most alone.

The Secret to Successful Blogging …

7 Jun

As I have noted before, apparently the way to get tons of hits on my blog is to post about some personal hurt and/or drama – the spikes in traffic here are remarkable on such days!

But success, to me, is when readers enjoy the content and come back. As one intrepid reader put it, “less apologetic blog posts. More awesome blog posts.”

I didn’t say intellectual reader. Just intrepid. (jaykayheartyouMole!)

I don’t know that I have anything awesome to say at the moment. I was speaking to Henri* about WoW and how amazing it is how little either of us miss the thing. I think the general bleeding off of good friends as well as duplicitous content (read: hard modes) and a general sense of wanting to see the outside world really killed it completely for me. Henri’s motivations are different, but we both agree that good decisions were made, handshakes and harumphs all around.

Which reminds me, I am still infatuated with Business Cat, and often converse with Kir in ways leading to “wet food on top of the comics boxes…. YOU EARNED IT!” And based on her assigned goals of 1) Sleeping a lot 2) attacking my feet when I walk by and 3) otherwise ignoring the shit out of me,  she definitely HAS earned it.

I am also leaving dead mice on my coworkers desks as a way to build camaraderie and team spirit. They also earned it! Although I am fairly certain they have no idea just how awesome Business Cat meme is… or that it exists.

My life is currently devoid of any photographs. Between me being fat and me being gross-looking and also fat, there’s nary a good pic to be seen form the last 5 years or more. I’m thinking I just need one good picture of myself, which I will then ask Henri to photoshop to make it look like I have done extensive traveling in my life to everywhere I’ve always wanted to go – Chile, Italy, Spain, Krynn, Hogwarts and Endor all come to mind immediately. I think I’d rather do that then pay to get my diplomas framed, and hang my travels in my office. Because making ME laugh is the most important thing …

So besides loving my job and getting completely wrapped up in yoga, I’m trying hard to be open to new things and get myself off the couch and out into the world. Something I am finding out there – people in this city aren’t, on the whole, particularly nice to strangers. Or rather, perhaps I should say that outside of my own neighborhood (which is actually a delightful little small town in the middle of the big city), I find that the District is generally full of unhappy-looking people, scowling as they walk, head-down-headphones-plugged-in from each destination to the next. Don’t get me wrong, I can be as grumpy and curmudgeonly as the next person in DC – but where I am from, this kind of made me unique. I was the sarcastic, cynical asshole in high  school, too hip to kn0w that the emo-wave had already started and I was riding high on its intense sexual power.**

At any rate, my current plan has been to smile widely at all the scowling people, especially the younger and prettier ones in sundresses, and to try to get at least one person in this city to stop taking things so seriously.  So far, I think this is just making me the Creeper on the Metro.

After a most-uncomfortable moment reading a graphic and humiliating sex scene from The Wind-up Girl whilst on the Metro (and blushing uncontrollably as I read it), the book has moved more into the realm of Neo-Buddhism, post-collapsed economy and eco-disaster violence on a future Earth. Its a good piece of sci-fi, though I am not as compelled with it as I have been with other recent reads, such as the Etched City. Nonetheless, I would recommend it for a bit of actiony summer fun.

Next up for me, a tweener favorite!

Finally, all the E3 excitement reminded me fondly of my own E3 visit a few years back. I’m finding myself disappointed in the state and future of gaming in the event that “fad gaming” continues to be heralded as the norm. Inherently, I believe gaming has survived many years in part as a niche market. The advent of motion gaming made gaming seem more mainstream, for sure… Or perhaps “seem” is off-base, when everyone’s grandparents now own a g.d. Wii, and Rock Band/Guitar Hero became a fun Xmas activity with the kids (instead of the mid-point of a drunken debauch). But as I look at the offerings at the Expo this year, I am thoroughly disappointed in the ways we long-dedicated gamers are being thrust aside to make way for 3D gaming, or classic game types made ineffectual and likely broken by the use of Kinect/Move/Wii-U technology.

My kingdom for a game using a controller!

InFamous 2 is in hand (though tonight I will finish a second playthrough of 1 to have both a fully good and a fully evil character before I start 2). It is amazing to me how much I loved LA Noire at first, and how way-sided its used and bloated corpse has been cast… perhaps more on this later.

Recipe of the Week: Thomas Keller’s Ad Hoc Roast Chicken with Root Vegetables! (augmented by tidbits from my favorite roast chicken erver!)

* It should be noted that conversations with Henri and Sindy generally take place in tandem, one in the room and the other taking care of a not-so-sleepy baby. This requires amazing levels of proficiency and expertise in remembering exactly where I am in the conversation with one as well as the other, leading to transitions like “… and so he gave me a cream and the warts cleared right out of the crack…. oh, see ya Henri! Hello Sindy! So anyway, as I was saying, I’m really not sure the difference between the various types of yarns used to make a funeral sex quilt…”

** Almost none of this sentence is even remotely true. Except the part about emo being full of sexual power… I bet the Promise Ring got sooooo many handies back in the day. And also probably cried while receiving them, thinking about their ex girlfriends and their unmended hearts …

Book Review: Kraken by China Mieville

17 Sep

London. It is a failure of my life thus far that I have never been to London. But the more I read about London, the less likely it is I will ever visit; nothing could ever live up to the London described by so many of my favorite authors. Though Paris is allegedly the city of Love, I get a much better vibe off of London: London is the Beloved City.

But its more than mere idol worship of the stones and streets and shoppes that really piques my interest in London. It is this shared consciousness and knowledge, this ethereal sense of underground. From Harry Potter to the Manual of Detection to the Borribles, there is unanimous agreement that London, perhaps a cultural Mecca for the mundanities of we plebes, plays a much larger and more significant role in the universe: that of a hub of the occult, the extraordinary, the unknown and the secret. To so many of my favorite authors, London is a city teeming with life at its surface, and teeming with secrets and mysteries down below.

Mieville’s newest novel, Kraken, does not so much capture the feel of this London Underground as it does attempt to define it, to place illusory borders around the limits of such an underground, ultimately proving that within the limits of the imagination there can be no borders to confine that which lives in secret below us all. To Mieville, this Underground is in reality the very heart of London itself; these are the movers and shakers, the power brokers and the people (and un-people) who are making things happen. While the rest of we plain folk go about our lives, unaware, these people of the occult wage wars and play jokes, all  the while hiding out in alleys hidden in 1965 or running shoppes unseen by folding the space within like origami until it can be seen from only one side.

These are the images of Mieville’s London. As usual, he crafts a world so unique and distinct, borrowing heavily from religious and occult sources while somehow piecing together some new and unique amalgamation of these very things. And while Kraken absolutely reeks of prior Mieville works and influences like Michael de Larrabeiti, this book ultimately allows Mieville to truly outdo Mieville. This is Mieville’s best work to date, completely healing the literary wounding of The City and the City while still allowing for a psychotropic ride through the crazier parts of surreality Mieville can imagine for us.

Did I mention I liked it?

The plot of Kraken follows a young squid scientist, Billy Harrow, as he delves into and becomes immersed within the hidden London. Our hero, like us, begins as an ignorant genius, showing off his curated giant squid exhibit at the National Museum of History. He is stunned when his prized bottled giant squid, the centerpiece of the museum’s popularity, goes suddenly missing. When the police start investigating Billy’s involvement in the heist, Billy’s is surprised when, in lieu of accusations, they instead offer him a job in their black ops occult division. Subsequently, and quite rapidly, Billy is kidnapped by a smoke-breathing ageless sadist and his miniature partner, rescued by a squirrel and a holy man from the Church of the Squid, forced to ingest hallucinogenic ink to force prophetic dreams, and then dropped suddenly and quite uncomfortably into the middle of a war between a talking tatoo and an ancient egyptian unionizing statue spirit.

And then things get weird.

And these things are only the beginning of this frenetic and wild ride through Mieville’s imagination and humor. Unlike prior Bas-Lag stories, here Mieville treats the world and his characters with some compassion and humor. That is not to say that these people are safe – between the sadistic villainy of the ever-pursuing Goss and Subby (who redefine morbid humor with their ever-creative and gruesome murders), the callous brutality of the Knuckleheads (men who quite literally have fists for heads), the unbelievably gross angel of memory, and the impending apocalypse of not one, but several religions, all centered on Billy … well, London isn’t the safest place on earth. Not at this End of Days.

But Mieville also flexes his creativity in Kraken. Perhaps the most interesting character in the book is Wato, the spirit of a clay servant built solely to serve an Egyptian Emperor ad infinitum through the afterlife, Wato rebelled against his servitude and started the first every worker’s revolution, in the eternal underworld. Finding success in unionization, Wato sought to return to the world of the living, traveling for many years forward from the Underworld to the real world, passing souls on their way to the afterlife, becoming a legend to the dead along the way. Now back on earth, Wato organizes a strike for the magical  familiars and servant spirits of earth. However, born into clay, Wato possesses no physical form and instead can only inhabit three dimensional statutes and other likenesses, leading to his possession of a Captain Kirk doll kept in the hero’s pocket.

This is not the only Star Trek joke.

Then there’s the Chaos Nazis, a group of “pure Nazis” who scoff at Hitler’s misinterpretation o thier true ideals: Judaism represents religious law and order, and is to be hated by the Chaos Nazis who seek complete and utter chaos – and are not afraid to commit terrifying acts of completely random violence to achieve this goal.

There’s a man who’s magic makes him seem so strikingly familiar, yet so utterly forgettable, allowing him the ability to pursue stealthy objectives in the wide open. Or an iPod magicked to feed on the music it plays, and allow the listener to skip forward in physical distances like fast forwarding a track, in order to facilitate escape from … well, you know …

The book is fast paced, unbelievably imaginative, compellingly suspenseful, and oft grin-inducing. For any fans of Mieville’s work (or of the aforementioned Manual of Detection), I cannot recommend Kraken any higher than to say this: I would forgo a return to New Crobuzon if Mieville would continue his tales of a hidden London, a place that I will never see and that I dearly hope exists not just in the minds of our creative thinkers, but in secret time-lost alleyways and origami-folded shoppes.

For Your Reading Pleaseure – The Name of the Wind

4 Mar

WARNING: Fantasy-slash-Nerd-Genre book recommendation ensues.

As impulsive a buyer as I can be, I usually at least have a good source for recommendations. Typically this involves friends with whom I’ve had a long-standing dialogue about literature, and whose taste I d call refined.

This time, I bought a book because not one, but TWO members of the Penny Arcade team agreed that this book kicks complete ass-face.

The Name of the Wind is the start of a series by Patrick Rothfuss, an author who I discovered literally yesterday afternoon. It speaks to the quality of the book that within 24 hours I have bought the book on my Kindle, stayed up late and lost sleep reading it, and even made a preemptive recommendation based on the first 100 pages or so. Check out the free exerpt on his homepage and see what you think!

Without giving too much away, the book immediately takes off like a scene from the Inn of the Last Home, and I found myself thinking “Man, this is what Dragonlance could have been if Margaret Weiss and Tracy Hickman knew how to write!”

So check it out, and send me an email or a comment here to tell me what you think.

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